From Ceefax, Saturday:
Hole in the Wall Dale Winton hosts, as celebrities try to squeeze themselves through different shaped holes.
First, I checked that it was not the 1st of April, then I shook my head in disbelief. I'm paying the government out of a limited income to fund stuff like this. I fail to see how the BBC can justify such trivia as being of public benefit (or is it a sinister plot to turn our brains to cheese so we stop challenging them when they make stupid decisions? 
). I have no objection to such programmes in principle - as long as the people who want to watch them pay a digital, cable or satellite provider for the privilege of doing so. But to pay for it out of taxation is a sad reflection on the cultural expectations of the Beeb for society.
You can, apparently, watch it again.
(I wonder if some of the holes are in the shape of donkeys? That would be very satisfying to a punster like me.)
Doris, Millie and Lucy
SeasideMan
Pro 
I would never watch anything like that myself, but in today's celebrity obsessed world it makes a sort of sense that a lot of people would.
Tom.