I was idly searching for pictures of Beer after my trip earlier today, and came across a magnificently useless but diverting web site. Not only were all the paintings I clicked on unreviewed and unavailable, but the Testimonials page contained this unintentionally funny gem:

"John reminds me of a swan
Across the sky he flies so high
Like one of the greatest birds in the sky.

He's fancy free and ready for tea
He looks around on the ground
For sea worms swimming around.
He sees other birds flying high in the sky
Singing their song as they fly along... "

It goes on - but I won't :)

Well, it beats watching the *&%$£@* Olympics...