BBC TV is a wasteland of lifestyle rubbish in the mornings - at least, that is what seems to be the case during my 15-minute teabreak each day.
If you thought 'Omes Under the 'Ammer was cheesy: try Homes Live - on for the first time this morning apparently. Complete with male and female presenters on joky first terms, requisite camp Scots interior designer, and mouthy sales executive, this is presented in an echoing warehouse conversion, with cheap furniture and props plonked into it.
The hallmark of extreme low budgetness was confirmed when they announced the phone-in and there was an embarrassing silence, followed by anguished reassurances of "We do have callers, honestly", and ill-concealed panic. Priceless - as well as very cheap. Just what your MasterCard is for.
I wonder what the Beeb actually spends all our money on? Probably sending correspondents all over the world on jollies, I think.

01/10/07 @ 11:30