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I'm all right, Jack

by loiswakeman @ 25/09/2007 - 14:21:53

- or should that be:

"I'm all right" - Jack Straw

Last night, Channel 4's documentary series Dispatches investigated the shameful story of how our Parliamentarians not only award themselves vast and often unchecked expenses, but also waive the normal pension rules that apply to ordinary people to amass funds that we can only dream of, and also connive at preventing us - the taxpayers who fund them - from finding out what they are up to.

Peter Oborne, a political journalist, turned up lots of stones to find nasty slimy things lurking underneath. And there they will stay, since there seems to be little appetite for reform of the sleazy world of MPs' pensions, privileges, and expenses.

MPs of both left and right who complained about unethical, if not downright illegal, behaviour by their fellows were given the brush off or were reprimanded themselves by the Standards and Privileges Committee. (Low standards and undeserved privileges, one might think.)

Some of the chief architects of cover-up (including Leader of the House Jack Straw and Speaker George Martin) were not willing to account for their actions, and those that were, blustered and squirmed under Oborne's questioning, without actually answering the question.

The National Audit Office tones down its more damning reports, and its own high panjandrum has a snout in the taxpayer's trough; police investigations into cash for questions were hindered by parliamentary meddling; and Commons Standards Commissioner Elizabeth Filkin was bundled out of the door when she did her job too well.

And they wonder why most of the British public hold politicians in such contempt? A bouquet to Channel 4 for an incisive, but very enraging, programme. And brickbats to all those self-serving politicians and civil servants who spend our hard-earned money on their own comfortable lifestyles, as we struggle to pay our council and income tax.

You can read a bit about the attempt to amend the Freedom of Information bill to prevent MPs' expenses being published on this excellent page:

http://www.cfoi.org.uk/macleanbill.html

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MrFlightyMrFlighty [Member]
25/09/07 @ 15:34

I watched that and agree with all you say. Our entire political system is a (sick)joke in many ways.

jackfrostjackfrost pro
26/09/07 @ 10:00

Q: What is the definition of an politician?
A: Someone who claims to solve a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't
understand.

What's the definition of a politician? It's a guy who will legislate the ways everyone can make love but he doesn't know any girls.

A libertarian said in conversation: "Three of my legislators have died successively while in office."
"Really, that's unusual. how did the first one die?" his friend said.
He ate poisonous mushrooms.
And how did the second one die?
He ate poisonous mushrooms.
And the third?
He died from a bashed in skull.
How did that happen?
He wouldn’t eat the poisonous mushrooms.

What do you call a handcuffed politician? Trustworthy.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

A totalitarian socialist invades the country and goes up to the first people he sees (a politician and a journalist) and says "I'm a totalitarian socialist and I just invaded to destroy your economy. What do you think about that?"
The journalist replies "I don't think, I just write what the politician thinks."
And the politician glances about furtively and says "What would you like me to think about that?"

A lawyer, a doctor and a politician are all applying to become government agents. They have passed all tests but the final one. All three are in a waiting room ready for their final test. First, the lawyer is given a gun and told to go into the room and execute the person sitting in the chair. The lawyer goes into the room, and sees a little girl blindfolded in a chair. He leaves the room saying he could not shoot her. The lawyer is told he failed the test and can not become a government agent.
Next the doctor is given a gun and is told to execute the person in the room. The doctor goes into the room, sees the little girl sitting in the chair blindfolded. He leaves the room saying he could not shoot her. The doctor is told he failed the test and can not become a government agent.
Finally the politician is given a gun and is told to execute the person in the room. The politician goes into the room and the people outside the room hear a gun shot. After this they hear a lot of rustling and banging. Finally the politician comes out and says, "someone put blanks in the gun so I had to choke her to death."

thehomelyyearthehomelyyear pro
26/09/07 @ 20:41

I wish I'd seen it. It operates in small ways as well. We are dairy farmers, supposedly selling our milk to to a co-op. After a long & deep depression in milk prices, things have turned around. In short because there is a shortage of milk. So...one would expect to see some improvement in the price. Ha! no such thing - we are actually down in real terms from last year. While the CEO of the co-op is on one of the highest salaries of any others in his position. It just makes you so angry.

loiswakemanloiswakeman [Member]
http://lois.co.uk
27/09/07 @ 11:44

Funnily enough, we had a note from the milkman today, telling us that the price of milk is going up 4p, "as we have to pay farmers 3.85p a pint more" - I wonder if Dairy Crest is telling porkies?

I do agree with you that it is very annoying to see these fat cats, who have no idea whatsoever what life in the real world is like, telling us what we should do, etc.

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