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Yikes: big science

by loiswakeman @ 28/02/2007 - 16:37:27

Lunchtime news coverage of the current preparations for the supercollider at CERN were predictably weedy. The BBC's science correspondent (he has a hapless role, methinks) was wearing his hadron-proof hard hat as he toured the site. He admitted that the science was hard to explain - so didn't bother to do so except in a very patronising and superficial manner. Sigh.

We had a wobbly-cam high-speed video of part of the tunnel, some spring-and-ball graphics of subatomic particles in grey, pink and green (mmm, nice), and a pretty picture that looked like maypole ribbons - presumably intended to copy the x-ray traces of particle collisions but in a more inclusive and accessible way. I did Physics A level in the early 70s, and take an amateur interest in science - so I guess I am way over-qualified to watch this drivel. Higgs bosons to the lot of them.

Meanwhile, I am spluttering into my cup of lunchtime soup at the utter futility of it all. I suppose that with Daniel Radcliffe's stage debut being counted as top news (compared, for example, to all the death and destruction in Iraq - so last week), I should hardly be surprised.

You can find out a tiny bit more here, should you wish to strain your grey matter just a little.

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deleted user [Visitor]

28/02/07 @ 17:09

Well put. The BBC seems to have more or less abandoned science coverage. Perhaps it is too hard for their young moron reporters.

deleted user [Visitor]

28/02/07 @ 17:42

I was trying to think of the tv presenter who first turned me onto science. I couldn't remember his name, then it came to me - James Burke.

loiswakemanloiswakeman [Member]
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02/03/07 @ 11:33

Ah yes: Raymond Baxter, James Burke and somebody Woollard - they all used to stand in front of really noisy things and shout into the mike! Great stuff.

Tomorrow's World - I never knew you could have an apostrophe in a URL!

James Burke

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
01/03/07 @ 18:19

You just want a helmetcam mounted on an atom like they have one on a jockey's cap in The Grand National.

Closer to the time I'll have a go at explaining the science (but no graphics)

loiswakemanloiswakeman [Member]
http://lois.co.uk
02/03/07 @ 11:35

Why didn't they think of that?

But steady on, old bean: our brains might explode if you try to engage them for more than three minutes without some nice pictures to break up the words.

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
02/03/07 @ 18:28

Oh alright, I'll put a helmet cam on and fire myself at the spped of light into a sticky toffee pudding...

loiswakemanloiswakeman [Member]
http://lois.co.uk
05/03/07 @ 10:58

I've heard of Death by Chocolate - but this is a new one on me!

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
05/03/07 @ 18:38

Well I reckon in a sticky toffee pudding, mostly carbohydrates, you have lots of carbon and hydrogen atoms that are easily atoms that are easily smashed.

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